Da Vinci Code Warning!!!!!!!

I just received news urgent news about a dire threat concerning The Da Vinci Code movie. I can not reveal my source, but lets just say that I know a guy behind a guy, behind a guy who is well connected to one of the top western intelligence agencies., so throught this tenuous link, I was lucky enough to receive the info. Well the earth shattering news is that certain reactionary forces in the christan church will start a suicide bombing campaign to shut down the showingof this film. I know it is a little late to start their campaign, but they feel that the public and movie chains will be taken completely off guard by the lateness of their campaign and the fact that some of the bombers maybe quite eldery and it may take them awhile to get going.

I guess the people behind this campaign felt that the islamic bombers were making such a splash in the world for thier cause, that they should emulate them. As you may know, Islam has no monopoly on religious extremism. Us christans have had are share. The bloody crusades, the inquisition, which knowone every expects, the Mormons, and the PTL club, O GOD! I guess that extremism in a cause you believe in has never been a sin to us mere mortals.

According to the latest intell, the group that will be mainly caring out this campaign of terror, is an obscure ultraorthodox order of Albanian nuns called the Sisters of the Wandering Uterus. It is said that these sisters are so fierce that opus Die does not even try to mess with them. It is said that their average age is between 70-80 yrs of age. Due to this fact I was wondering how the behind the scenes guys could motivate these women to commit suicide in such a spectacular way. I know for instance that the islamic bombers are promised 75 virgins in paradise if they die for their religion. Which does not make sense in some regards. The bombers who die for so called religious reasons, like Bin Laden's lot are attacking the west for are so called decadence and lack of morals yet in their heavan I guess massive orgies with them at the centre are ok, go figure. Anyways what did the brains behind this Da Vinci attacks promise the sisters, a nice cuppa tea and a comfie chair in heavan. Who knows.

So if you are going to see the Da Vinic code and you see a pregnant nun walk in, her bulge under her habit is not the result of an immaculate reception, thats 40 lbs of plastic explosive. So either put your head between your knees and pray or run like OJ Simpson use to throught airports. Hey just a friendly warning I do not make the news I just report it. I am glad I have already seen the code, and I must say it was not bad, it did not drag at all. So be ever watchful.